February 2012
the-meta:
sophisticationforgot:
piixx:
North is a pretty girl.
Pretty, pretty North~
Lookin’ fine, Wash!
HOW COULD I NOT REBLOG THIS
BITCH PLEASE. ID LOOK MORE FABULOUS
January 2012
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I've lost the ability to can.
I just. I can’t. I seriously, I just can’t anymore.
If you’re not even going to fucking take your keys with you when you leave, stop asking me if you need them or not. Just, holy shit. It has only been a week how am I this disgruntled by all of this.
sorry for whining tumblr ;-;. ilu guys. really.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFNKHLAJDFGALKDHFGALKDF
TODAY WAS SHITTY >:C
/SOMEONE CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW PLEASE.
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I lost is at 43. Also, someone add rvb to this for...
Prison Rules
1. NO FANDOM FIGHTS: You are only allowed to start fights with regular prisoners if and only if they bash your fandom(s).
2. We all have one thing in common: gay pairings. Remember this when someone acts up.
3. Gay fanart workshop time is bonding time: Play nice and kindly help others if they ask for it.
4. Sherlock fandom: we would like to ask you to turn your cries off after 11pm. However this rule doesn't apply on Sunday.
5. Doctor Who fandom: We know bananas are high in potassium. Leave it. Also your screwdriver is not sonic and will be confiscated.
6. Supernatural fandom: please do not take all the salt from the cafeteria.
7. Fans are allowed to be in more than one fandom, do not seclude them if they do.
8. Harry Potter fandom: That is not a wand, it is a stick, and it is not allowed indoors.
9. Glee fandom: Those prison guards are not secretly a couple, stop shipping everything.
10. Darren Criss fandom: The furniture is for SITTING/SLEEPING on, not jumping, so please refrain from doing so.
11. Doctor Who fandom: No breaking out, you're not River Song and this isn't Storm Cage
12. AtLA fandom: Zutarans and Kataangers to stop infighting immediately. We're all in this together. Also fake bending battles to be confined to rec time please, you're weirding out the guards.
13. Furnace Fandom: There are no such things as Wheezers, you're scaring the other inmates with your weird stories.
14. Glee fandom: Please stop crafting shivs while glaring menacingly at other shippers after every ship war you guys have. It's getting ridiculous and they're really starting to pile up.
15. Pirates of the Caribbean fans: please do not steal the emergency supply of rum.
16. X-Men First Class fandom: stop destroying all the cleaning buckets, they won't look like that damn helmet anyway
17. Amnesia fandom: You're not in the prison level, there is no need to hide in dark corners and cry for your lantern. You are freaking out your inmates.
18. Hunger Games fandom: No forcing each fandom to select a champion to send in battle against one another.
19. My Little Pony fandom: Love and Tolerate the shit out of EVERYONE.
20. Whedonites: Don't be afraid to like the other prisoners. Joss can't kill them off in here.
21. Batman fandom: Stop stealing the Whovian's lipstick. You are not the Joker.
22. Twilight fandom: Don't pick fights with the Harry Potter fans in the cafeteria. You cannot slay them with sparkles.
23. Wholockians: You can't insist we pray to Moffat during religious services. Your prayers do not appease him or his troll Gatiss.
24. Firefly fandom: Those aren't coats. Those are blankets you've fashioned to look like coats. Stop it! ...It's the middle of winter and we don't have the budget for this.
25. Buffy fandom: No, we aren't going to establish a policy of exposing every staff member and inmate to sunlight on a daily basis 'just to make sure'. And no, you can't all work in the woodshop making 'stakes'. Sorry, those are just wooden shivs.
26. Portal and Stargate Fandoms: Your cellmates do not appreciate the chalk circles you keep drawing on the walls. Besides, for it to work you’d have to have the end of the wormhole be on the outside of the prison. Unless you are just sneaking into the kitchen.
27. Skyrim Fandom: Stop calling people “milk-drinkers”. You don’t even know what that MEANS. Also no-one wants to hear about your knee.
28. White Collar Fandom: Pretty sure the guards are looking out for that escape technique by now. You’re never going to grow a convincing beard anyway.
29. Princess Bride: You are NOT Inigo Montoya, your father is upset that you are in jail, and if you quote this again you should prepare to die.
30. Golden Compass: No one else can see your daemon, so it’s kind of freaking people out that you talk to it so much.
31. Temeraire: The egg you get at breakfast is hard boiled. It will never hatch into a dragon, and hoarding them under your pillow won’t change that. Cut it out, they are starting to smell.
32. Dr. Horrible: Actually, the freeze ray you are making out of matchsticks looks quite cool. You may proceed. But hitting on other people on laundry day is unacceptable.
33. Battlestar Galactica: Just because they’re not in your fandom doesn’t make them Cylons! They would appreciate it if you stopped quizzing them on human emotions.
34. House: It COULD be Lupus. But I think you’re getting the prison doctor, not House, to check it out.
35. Mad Men: Um, no, you can’t act like that because we don’t live in the 60’s anymore. Put out that cigar and stop groping the buxom ladies.
36. Vampire Diaries: Stop trying to kill the Twilight fans. You started the whole romanticizing thing, so it’s partially your fault!
37. Song of Ice and Fire: No matter how much you petition the parole board, they will never transfer you to “the Wall”
38. IT Crowd: After you make the necessary jokes, you really should fix the computer. How else will the fanfiction get written?
39.Tin Tin: Pretending to get drunk on the water is not that funny.
40. Monk: Please share your neurotic tendencies only with those who give permission. Organizing people’s cells when they are out in the yard is likely to get you punched.
41. South Park: Just because his name is Kenny doesn’t give you the right to kill him! Also he is not a cartoon. Put the prisoner down.
42. Slenderfandom: No we are not proxies trying to torment you. Put down that camera and knife right now.
43. M*A*S*H: You are no longer permitted in the arts and crafts room if you keep attempting to preform surgery on the tables.
44. [Prototype]: Stop trying to eat the inmates! You will not gain memories or their appearance by doing so.
45. inFAMOUS: You are no longer allowed near any electrical equipment. We've lost a lot of your type because you kept sticking forks in the sockets trying to gain its energy.
46. Kingdom Hearts: We are not Heartless, we are not Nobodies. Put down that broomstick, it is not a keyblade.
47. Homestuck: You are not allowed near the gray face paint anymore. We will also be forced to remove a certain water holding container if you don't stop trying to have sex over top of them. It is unsanitary.
48. The Last Airbender: Stop snapping our silverware in half. It's not considered metalbending and if you continue, we will be forced to use plastic forks and knives again..
49. Holmestuck: John is not a homosexual, period.
50. Castle Fandom: Don't worry, I'd get you out.
51. Fullmetal Alchemist Fandom: Stop drawing transmutation circles on the floors in chalk. You are not alchemists.
52. Minecraft Fandom: Please refrain from digging up the dirt in the courtyard. It's starting to irritate the guards.
53. Fringe Fandom: Wait, where the fuck is the Fringe fandom? (Meanwhile, Fringe fans are chilling in another universe in an alternate timeline, rewatching season 12384132746946 of Fringe.)
54. Hoot Owls: Please don't eat all of our ice cream sandwiches supply in one night, you can't go to Walmart at 2 in the morning to buy more.
55. Assassin's Creed: Quit climbing shit, the guards will think you're trying to escape and shoot you down.
56. Directioners: Stop laughing at everything and stop shipping everyone.
57. Beliebers: If a Belieber gets in prison, he/she will immediately be executed.
58. Tangled: Stop stealing all the frying pans.
59. Star Wars fandom: We got it. We let the wookie win. Now stop waving your hands about. Your Jedi mind-tricks have no power here.
60. Star Trek fandom: It's worse than that it's physics, Jim. Just because that guard's name is Scotty, does not mean he will "beam you up." No....don't ask him...oh.....
61. Leverage Fandom: Please refrain from stealing from the guards, also please don't punch them, hack into the security system, or try to con guards into letting you out... Evil plotting isn't appreciated either. Also, when we say this prison is breakout proof, it IS breakout proof. Don't try to prove yourselves.
62. Torchwood fandom: His name is Jack. We understand. But he doesn't appreciate you shipping him with everything. He's not immortal and he's never been pregnant.
63. Misfits Fandom: Stop trying to hit the prison guards on the head with paint cans. They did not gain super strength and murderous intentions after being hit by lightning in a mysterious storm, and they are not out to get you. You won't be allowed in the arts and crafts room if this continues.
64. Portal fandom: Stop knocking down the security cameras. She is not watching you and you are only ruining expensive equipment.
65. The Creature Fandom: No you cannot take 'Sp00n' with you. It is just a spoon. Sp00n is a horse. Get it right.
66. Disney fandom: Your hair will never look like that, so quit trying. Not even if you style it with a fork. Also, we know it's hard, but please try to refrain from bursting into spontaneous song while we're trying to sleep. Not every time is time for a sing-a-long.
67. Jak and Daxter Fandom: Yes, you're in prison. No, you're not being experimented on in an attempt to create super soldiers. Even if you were, only the Mar line could survive anyway. Stop screaming bloody murder in your cells; it's scaring the other inmates and the guards.
68. Big Bang Theory fandom: You cannot procreate by eating too much Thai food, so stop making so damn much of it. You have no research capital, so you cannot be Batman. Furthermore, bazinga.
69. Dexter Fandom: No plastic wrap or sheeting allowed.
70. Bones Fandom: You may only talk between one another, as other inmates do not understand your constant scientific words or your social awkwardness.
71. Facade Fandom: Don't ask people to leave if they mention melons.
72. Psych Fandom: Stop stealing pineapples from the cafeteria and hiding them everywhere they are beginning to rot.
73. Stargate Fandom: You cannot unlock you cells by throwing knives at the walls you will be put in solitary, also stop calling the warden Sokar.
74. AFI Fandom: Please stop drinking gasoline. We know you have a fire inside but we'd prefer it if it were figurative. Also, nipple shirts are not acceptable uniforms.
75. Thor fans: You can say 'I do what I want' all you desire, but prison guards are not Thor and you will do as they instruct.
76. Tales of Fandom: Can you not troll each other when it comes to the temperature of coffee?
In Which the Director Goes to the Moon
sophisticationforgot:
meep-goes-the-trippy:
mumblybee:
One day CT got fed up with the whole thing and threw the Director into the moon. The Counselor tried to stop her so she threw him overboard too, and watched as he landed in an adjacent crater of said moon. Not a moon but the Moon, the Earth-moon, the one she used to look up at when she was growing up in Rhode Island. The one that shone...
In Which Wash Becomes a Librarian
mumblybee:
Wash wasn’t much for reading anything beyond what was practical, but in general he was fond of books. They were quiet and solid and all of their letters were always fixed in place; you never saw lines in a book switch places like the lines on the board. As a child he’d spent a decent amount of time in his father’s personal library, reading in old encyclopedias about the geography of...
PLUGGING THIS COS IM A JUDGE →
IRISH CREAM ICE CREAM WITH COFFEE AND CHOCOLATE.
Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
laughingalonewithrvb:
crowhousescratch:
turntechdjhead:
sardonicpuppeteer:
drugsbust:
you-can-call-me-liz:
borntowemble:
borntowomblo
Yoo-con-coll-mo-loz
drogsbost
Sordonocpoppotoor.
Okay.
torntochdjhood
crowhoososcrotch
looghongolonowothrvb
doorflow
interesting.
Я люблю тебя
psychicdisco:
russian: i love you
да!!
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you guys suck.
this Q&A video is gonna suck.
did I tell you you guys suck.
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BE AWESOME
ASK ME SHIT PLEASE! ANY SHIT, RANDOM SHIT, SECRET SHIT, COOL SHIT, MANY SHITS, ASK ME 900 QUESTIONS, NOT ANON, OR TOTALLY ANON, AS YOUR GRANDMOTHER, AS MY GRANDMOTHER, I DONT CARE. JUST ASK ME THINGS?
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IM NOT SORRY ABOUT THESE TEXT POSTS.
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You know those classes you have to take, and you’re like OK CLASS. YOU SHOULDNT SUCK TOO MUCH.
Then you start reading the text book, and there is an entire paragraph devoted on HOW TO CLOSE AND QUIT ILLUSTRATOR.
THIS CLASS.
Well the semester started...
basiacat:
deerflow:
and You can just start calling me Leonard Church, because I’m going to be perpetually frustrated until May.
#I hate everything #kids roommates are not awesome or cool #get an apartment #communications is NOT FUCKING ENGLISH
GOD I know your feel. I couldn’t stand sharing a room last year (which makes me sound spoiled s-sob) and linguistics does not mean Oh So How Many...
no seriously
basiacat:
laughingalonewithrvb:
thejedihavetheleft:
laughingalonewithrvb:
the next person who tells me that the only thing i can ever do with a history degree is be a teacher
i’m going to sock them a good one
What dooo you doooo~♪
With a B.A. in English~♪
you could help me write a latin textbook and make millions ‘o’
WHAAAAAAAAT IS MY LIIIIIIFE GOING TO BEEEEEEEE
i feel your pain...
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Well the semester started...
and You can just start calling me Leonard Church, because I’m going to be perpetually frustrated until May.
lennaellie started following you →
WELL THANK YOU! AND THANKS FOR CALLING ME A GENIUS!
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laughingalonewithrvb:
so far i’ve gotten emails from york college
and
the university of south carolina
well and a lot of other colleges but these ones in particular
everybody in rvb wants me
i should buy a fur coat and start pimpin
I wish i applied to college’s with fun names.
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NOT MY CUP OF TEA THANKS.
K so I don’t really ramble on here but going through the FMA tag so I can have some feels, and I am once again reminded of the WORST SHIP EVER OF ALL TIME.
ED x HEIDERICH~!? JUST. NO. ITS SO WRONG. JUST. AUGH ACK.
I just really…hate that ship more than anything on this planet, seriously, you might as well ship Ed and Al, and OH MY GOD, IF YOU SHIP ED AND AL I DON’T WANT TO...
do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
inkedimagination:
like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER…
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theartisthostage:
reeberry:
I wonder how much hate my future daughter would give me if I named her Carolina. I’d make her watch Red vs Blue. A lot.
And if she ever complained I’d just retort with “What? What do you mean it’s a weird name? Yes, I know it’s a state. It’s two states. You know why you’re named Carolina? Because you’re too awesome for just one state.
Besides, you can’t change it...
